Jet pack for superbad afx@? The cows coming out of my ax@. Whoo-hoo Russia sells paper teddy bears for the good of the mask in the back room of Hotel Transylvania for chalk does not draw the picture of life only cats do the shopping cart dance, and anyhow why do bricks act the way they do I mean it's not like Errol Flynn had pet monkeys or anything I mean god tsunamis suck really badly and if I happened to piss off Superman somehow I'd get screwed over, and have you ever noticed bats don't need flea collars? I know! Weird, right?!

Secret Agent, bwa bwa.

Super Dragon with cheesecake shoved up his asssssumptions

For the Lord did say that no frog should be without a jar of mayonnaise...

That oughta teach Sarah Palin to stop being a dumb jackass.

If you believe-a, you shall receive-a!

Victory, thy name is underpants. Weeee

Come and get me, I'm invincible!

So there, Sam Adams. 

Eat my shorts!...with a vengeance. 

Did the llamas walk

Quidado, quidado, quidado, quidadooooo...las personas.

Muffin spiders from lack of car fluid will be reduced to a heap of toilet paper with no say in the matter.

You lose.

Well, Rambo, looks like your ass is in for a good stoning.

Wee la la 

The candyman can. Why can't my cabbage speak Spanish? 

Muchacho, muchacho...Spaghetti will never be a currency in Sai Pan. 

The Splinter Shack is real. 

Junky junk Thor got tanked from crappy rap music so the clay beetles could get to Chinatown on time and believe me, Jack Benny did run for police chief but eventually grasshoppers blew up Venus and that was the end of pasteurized bananas...so dairy products won. Then killer slugs attacked an outhouse but Superman came and kicked them like Chuck Norris.

Silly Billy illy nilly, 

Boris Karloff's f'in creepy. 

La la la

I shake my butt more than twice

1 2 3

So wow, is that a toupee? 

Well, no more cherry tree for you.

And in the end it was Burt Reynolds who got turned into a salmon and wow, have you ever noticed that dogs have a major flatulence problem?

So little birdy Willy will be the next James Bond.

Lizard death to Lombard Street.

La la la la paperback Cadillac

Sup-ior la la la

Iggy Pop Soda Rock

I'm singing in the rain,

Just singing in the rain.

Crazy hobos inhabit Wasilla, ha ha.

Dog food is good for the soul and ice cream is an abomination against turkey vultures who can't get a license.

So there, Tom Cruise. You lose. 

For the good god of wax paper...

Fishy Ponyo Ponyo Ponyo swimming in the see life as we know it is Caesar salad topped with shineola and Kraby Patties for Sponge Bob.

Larry the Mouse

Who let the dogs out 

Say hello to my leetle friends.