Secret Agent, bwa bwa.

Super Dragon with cheesecake shoved up his asssssumptions

For the Lord did say that no frog should be without a jar of mayonnaise...

That oughta teach Sarah Palin to stop being a dumb jackass.

If you believe-a, you shall receive-a!

Victory, thy name is underpants. Weeee

Come and get me, I'm invincible!

So there, Sam Adams. 

Eat my shorts!...with a vengeance. 

Did the llamas walk

Quidado, quidado, quidado, quidadooooo...las personas.

Muffin spiders from lack of car fluid will be reduced to a heap of toilet paper with no say in the matter.

You lose.

Well, Rambo, looks like your ass is in for a good stoning.

Wee la la 

The candyman can. Why can't my cabbage speak Spanish? 

Muchacho, muchacho...Spaghetti will never be a currency in Sai Pan. 

The Splinter Shack is real.