Sunday, August 23, 2009

Junky junk Thor got tanked from crappy rap music so the clay beetles could get to Chinatown on time and believe me, Jack Benny did run for police chief but eventually grasshoppers blew up Venus and that was the end of pasteurized bananas...so dairy products won. Then killer slugs attacked an outhouse but Superman came and kicked them like Chuck Norris.
Silly Billy illy nilly, 
Boris Karloff's f'in creepy. 
La la la
I shake my butt more than twice
1 2 3
So wow, is that a toupee? 
Well, no more cherry tree for you.
And in the end it was Burt Reynolds who got turned into a salmon and wow, have you ever noticed that dogs have a major flatulence problem?
So little birdy Willy will be the next James Bond.

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